Hot off the toilet

The Dusty Bookshelf sells previously owned books.  One of the sections is “New Arrivals.”  I avoid this section, as these books have been near feces more recently than the books living in other sections.  “New Arrivals” should really be “Hot off the toilet.”

4 Replies to “Hot off the toilet”

  1. I have missed your witty commentary. Glad to see the return. How was your 4th? I see since you are typing, you didn’t blow any fingers off!

  2. We should start a bookstore called “The Funky Bookshelf.” Our new arrivals section will be called “Previously Shat On.”

    We’ll make millions.

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