Will the real Blanche please stand up?

We played a fun game today, called “Which is the real Blanche?”

“I never believed in summer sausage. I like it all four seasons.”

Changing themes, I went to Wal-Mart yesterday.

I didn’t really do anything Saturday night, so I was in Wal-Mart at 8:30 Sunday morning.

I noticed an inordinate amount of scum in the store for so early on a Sunday.

But then I figured it out: scum don’t go to church or bathe, so who else would be in the store at 8:30 on a Sunday morning?

Silly me.

Jeffrey S. wrote:
Who’s the weirdo that was calling up your station and doing that infernal moaning this morning? This following the “Blanche” deal…
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 19:43 ¶
Matt Stooks wrote:
Haha. Yeah, she must have some gastro-intestinal thing working.
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 20:00 ¶
Jeffrey S. wrote:
Also to add — Don’t you think you can track that call though? Every call she’s made, there’s a certain amount of background noise coming from their end.
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 20:06 ¶
Anonymous wrote:
filthy old lady good stuff. I think I recognise Howard’s voice except he went by the name Frank and was some sort of salesman not professional felater. ~Stu the gu
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 20:18 ¶
Frank Judyface wrote:
Every day’s a holiday, and every meal, a banquet.
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 20:41 ¶
Wolf Buddy wrote:
I think I know that wierdo that’s calling all the time and I think I know where she’s calling from. It’s my grandma and she’s calling from the bathroom. She takes a massive dump each morning. The background noise is the bathroom fan. I live with her. I’m cool like that.
Posted 27 Feb 2006 at 20:43 ¶
Queen Randomness wrote:
And the creep voice in the background? Is it an evil spirit come to take her unwanted dump to the afterlife of waste, in the land of Pootopia or something?
Posted 28 Feb 2006 at 13:28 ¶
Jeffrey S. wrote:
I’m not sure what that voice was, I’ll have to email Mr. Stooks about it.
Posted 28 Feb 2006 at 15:54 ¶

Matt Stooks