The most shocking thing from last night’s American Idol was at the very end of the show.
Out of nowhere, they pop Hasselhoff on the screen. This is the first and only time they showed him the entire show. Taylor Hicks was finishing his victory song, Hasselhoff is on screen, clapping, shaking his head back and forth as if to say “unbelievable show.” Tears are evident in Hoff’s eyes.
This morning, we decided to see if Hasselhoff was breaking walls down for all mankind with his crying episode.
So we asked, “if Hasselhoff can cry, is it easier for other men to shed tears?”
Immediately, three dudes call in and start hating on Hasselhoff for his display of emotion.
Luckily a proud Hoff supporter
Another woman heard this and wouldn’t stand still for it, and
Then, the High Lady calls in, and
Hoff cried so hard, he disabled the tear ducts in his right eye