Evan Longoria?

You’ve heard of Eva Longoria, but have you heard of Evan (check out the “n”) Longoria?

Apparently Tampa Bay made him the number 3 overall MLB draft pick.

We wondered “is there any relation to Eva Longoria?”

You’ll be shocked at what we discovered.

Here’s Eva:

And here’s her sick, twisted evil twin brother EVAN:

Pat Pat wrote:
She looks like a masculine Burt Reynolds with mad baseball reflexes
Posted 07 Jun 2006 at 02:47 ¶
Matt Stooks wrote:
I think this goes without saying, but Photoshop Adam is out of town for a couple of weeks. Just wanted to throw that disclaimer out there. Not that anyone would confuse our drawings with the graceful, swan-like work of Photoshop Adam.
Posted 07 Jun 2006 at 02:50 ¶
Kevin wrote:
That picture of Evan was Photoshopped?
Posted 07 Jun 2006 at 03:53 ¶
shua wrote:
I’d still hit that!
Posted 07 Jun 2006 at 12:43 ¶

Matt Stooks