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Tax fraud master Wesley Snipes has been found in Namibia, birthplace of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. He’s filming a movie there. Ouch. How bad of a movie could that be if it took them this long to realise he’s there shooting it?

Keith Urban’s going back to rehab. Not for coke this time, but for alcohol. He says Nicole was at his side when he entered treatment. If they both were in a “rehab lineup,” wouldn’t you pick Nicole as most likely?

“My eyes! My eyes!”
Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer says Anna Nicole won’t be submitting a paternity test for her ex in California. In fact, she plans on never leaving the Bahamas. “I don’t think she’s going to run his life according to his wishes,” her lawyer said. I think she’s going to run her life according to vodka and Prozac’s wishes.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline never admitted their latest son’s name was Sutton Pierce. In fact, Jayden James may be the kid’s name. Kevin’s mom calls him Jayden. But God knows what her brain cells are like with K-Fed as her son.

Speaking of Brit, she’s been spotted on the town again. She was partying in Vegas the other night, without Kevin, throwing back Jack and Cokes. Trying to get to the third pregnancy, Brit?

Isaiah Washington may have had run-ins on the sets of TV shows before “Grey’s Anatomy.”
In ’97 he had an altercation with a crew member on “High Incident,” where he was a guest star. Police were called for that one. Then, in 2000, instead of a subtle kiss, he rape-kissed an actress on Showtime’s “Soul Food.”

Madonna’s assistant just bought a bunch of baby clothes for Madonna: for a boy and a girl! OMG! Meanwhile, the guy who was just praising the heavens for Madonna adopting his son, is now taking it back. He says he was tricked into thinking Madonna and Guy would be like the orphanage was for his son, just less poor.

Janet Jackson’s boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri had an awkward exit from Virgin Records Friday. Rumors say Janet’s pathetic new CD, produced by Jermaine, was a big reason why. He tried to “let a nip slip” to save his job, but it didn’t quite work.

Jessica Simpson prefers a holistic healer over a doctor. Where’s George Michael?

You can buy a night out in Vegas with Dennis Rodman on eBay. As of Sunday, there are no bids, and a starting price of $7500. Doesn’t he know the going rate of a highly diseased male prostitute in Vegas?

Not really celebrity news, but I’m excited about news that “Fraggle Rock” is going to become a movie.

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