Scoop

It’s Halloween, which means Kevin Federline’s new CD is out. Here’s one troubling review giving it a thumbs up. It may not matter, though. He’s already canceling tour dates because of poor ticket sales. Maybe if he did bong hits right on stage he could turn things around.

Witnesses say Nicole Richie collapsed at a popular Hollywood night club this weekend. Shouldn’t she be working out her “nutrition” issues in rehab instead of displaying them in public?

Busted! Katie Holmes shooting the breeze with former Tom Cruise nemesis Brooke Shields. Maybe Brooke slipped Katie some of the good stuff to help her forget her life with Tom.

“Yup, here’s the little brat that started it all…”

You haven’t met the real Paris Hilton: “With my real friends, you know, I talk normal. But with some people I don’t know, I just do it because I don’t want to give them my real self and I really don’t trust them.” Sure. In the meantime, we already told you about the bunny outfit she purchased for Halloween. Not sure if it beats the slut cop outfit she wore the other night.

“Don’t make me use my cuffs on you.”

Whitney Houston is working on her comeback album. I guess it’s easier to sing when Bobby Brown’s fist isn’t in your mouth.

In other altered celebrity news: Courtney Love has been clean for one year. How does she function as a sober person? Seriously?

That bitch! Instead of donating money she promised to an existing charity in Cambodia, Angelina Jolie has set up her own, independent charity there.

Creepy: Michael Jackson is returning to the World Music Awards, where some first witnessed his relationship with a boy that ended in a $20 million settlement in 1993.