Everyone’s coming out this year. Doogie Howser is gay. NPH would never do that.
Madonna encourages her drivers to run red lights and violate other traffic laws to get away from the press. Then, she goes home and reads her Princess Di propaganda.
Last I checked, Larry Birkhead’s website was down, but TMZ.com got a peak before it went down. He was writing to his baby again. He talked about a trip to Disneyland that he thought would cheer him up, but backfired when he felt lonesome seeing the other kids. He also dropped this gem: “I am ready to fight anyone and everyone that gets in my way. One day, you will thank me for fighting for you when others expected me to just walk away.” After reading this, the baby totally ragged on Birkhead on her MySpace.
After seeing Kevin Federline perform to a meager crowd of 300 in New York, one concertgoer said “If I had a bucket, I would vomit in it right now.” He had to beg to keep the concert from being canceled and then took the stage three hours late waiting for more fans to show up.
Paris Hilton was smuggling some mystery woman into a club in Hollywood. Some think it’s Lohan, and others think it’s the digestively-challenged Nicole Richie.
That neckhole’s too tight to belong to Nicole Richie.
Kanye West threw a fit about not winning Best Video at the MTV Europe Awards. I guess that’s one thing Europeans can agree on with President Bush: hatred of black people.
Michael Jackson is working on a new CD with the help of Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. And he says he might do “Thriller 2” someday. At least he won’t be in makeup as long next time.