I went to Country Stampede Friday night, and somehow didn’t see nearly as much trash as in years past. The hottest girl there had a questionable job. Another patron took advantage of some artistic manscaping.
I was even peer pressured into chugging a beer for the first time in years. I didn’t really expect a beer vendor to be the person to bring me back into chugging.
“This manscape situation calls for a chainsaw.”