Fanny pack and a beard – Matt Stooks

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Fanny pack and a beard

I saw a guy at Target who had a beard and a fanny pack, a combination never witnessed before.

Here’s where a bearded fanny pack falls in the echelon of likeliness to wear a fanny pack:

1. Overweight woman at a theme park
2. Thin man with several kids at a theme park
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167. Guy with a beard
168. Hugh Downs

Comments 2

kevin wrote:
i’m shocked you didn’t list #3) Diabetic at school

they’ve gotta have somewhere to keep their insulin, testing supplies,granola bars/handy snacks to keep their blood sugar up, and a picture of wilford brimley.
Posted 20 Aug 2007 at 15:32 ¶
Matt Stooks wrote:
Sorry, Monday morning brain fog, I guess. Thanks for picking up the slack, Kevin.
Posted 20 Aug 2007 at 15:46 ¶

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