The Stooks Scoop
Robert Blake as been acquitted of murdering his wife in 2001. The jury deliberated for nine days.
But his wife’s daughter could still win a suit in civil court for wrongful death.
Michael Jackson’s porn collection was shown to the jury yesterday. His collection includes Penthouse, Barely Legal and Teenage. So the only thing he has in common with other men may be the reason he gets thrown in jail.
Michael’s accuser says he never talked directly with Jay Leno. But that's not what Leno says. He says the kid's mom called him and then put him on the phone. "Even though I think Michael Jackson is guilty, I still went, ‘Boy, they finally found a mark.’" Then, Leno’s chin fell off.
Ashton Kutcher has hired Brad Pitt’s personal trainer. He was jealous when Demi was drooling over Brad in Troy.
Rosie O’Donnell told some fat jokes about Star Jones and Kirstie Alley at a women’s health benefit.
"Star says she’s lost that weight through diet and exercise. Yeah I’d like to see that *expletive* do a pushup."
Kirstie Alley is doing that Showtime show Fat Actress and says she was 201 pounds at her fattest. Rosie says she's a liar.
"That’s my goal weight. I’m 220 pounds. That woman was over 300 pounds, mark my words. I’m obsessed that she’s doing that show and then not telling the truth. I want a public weigh-in."
Then Rosie ate a wedding cake.
But his wife’s daughter could still win a suit in civil court for wrongful death.
Michael Jackson’s porn collection was shown to the jury yesterday. His collection includes Penthouse, Barely Legal and Teenage. So the only thing he has in common with other men may be the reason he gets thrown in jail.
Michael’s accuser says he never talked directly with Jay Leno. But that's not what Leno says. He says the kid's mom called him and then put him on the phone. "Even though I think Michael Jackson is guilty, I still went, ‘Boy, they finally found a mark.’" Then, Leno’s chin fell off.
Ashton Kutcher has hired Brad Pitt’s personal trainer. He was jealous when Demi was drooling over Brad in Troy.
Rosie O’Donnell told some fat jokes about Star Jones and Kirstie Alley at a women’s health benefit.
"Star says she’s lost that weight through diet and exercise. Yeah I’d like to see that *expletive* do a pushup."
Kirstie Alley is doing that Showtime show Fat Actress and says she was 201 pounds at her fattest. Rosie says she's a liar.
"That’s my goal weight. I’m 220 pounds. That woman was over 300 pounds, mark my words. I’m obsessed that she’s doing that show and then not telling the truth. I want a public weigh-in."
Then Rosie ate a wedding cake.
