Justin Carson and George Michael
Well, the guy who plays George Michael on Arrested Development, at least.
Don't even try to tell me that my co-host and this guy don't look alike.
Don't even try to tell me that my co-host and this guy don't look alike.
Who's more attractive, by the way? Trying to make Justin insecure. Give me some help, here.
Justin Carson is a hottie!!!! :-)
Posted by Candy | 9:31 AM, August 25, 2005
I think Stooks is hotter. I bet he has a bigger you know what than the rest of them too!
Posted by Anonymous | 9:48 AM, August 25, 2005
I really doubt he does...
Posted by Candy | 10:16 AM, August 25, 2005
there's no comparison. Justin's way cuter! I've seen him naked!
Posted by K.C. | 10:46 AM, August 25, 2005
Carson is right, Stooks does have a really annoying laugh. The show should be called Carson in the morning!
Posted by Toni | 10:51 AM, August 25, 2005
I think Stooks is smokin' the Cheeba because I don't see how they look alike. But Carson is better looking. But Stooks..I'd dip him in cheese and spread him over a cracker!
Posted by Jeri Anne Mayo | 12:19 PM, August 25, 2005
"Give me some help, here"
Is that comma really needed? I know you pride yourself on your grammer and punctuation, and I beleive that you made a mistake here. (notice no comma between mistake and here in my last sentence)
Posted by Anonymous | 10:34 AM, August 26, 2005
Nicely done, anonymous. You're right. No comma needed.
A couple of points on your post:
You need a period before your last quotation mark.
"Grammar" doesn't have an "E," unless you're talking about Grammer, Indiana.
You also need to spell "believe" with the "I" before "E" because I don't see a "C" anywhere in sight.
Oh, wait. There's another.
You can't have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis).
Any questions, class?
Posted by Matt Stooks | 11:02 AM, August 26, 2005
I think you both are cute!!
Posted by Anonymous | 2:19 PM, August 26, 2005
While we're at it...
"You can't have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis)."
-Matt Stooks
A direct object is always a noun or pronoun. Adjectives (no matter how many you use) don't cut it.
I would suggest the addition of the noun "phrase" to complete your sentence.
Posted by McBain | 9:59 PM, August 26, 2005
McBain, don't even try. Parenthetical can be used as a noun. Check it out and get back to hitting on 13 year olds.
par·en·thet·i·cal
adj. also par·en·thet·ic (-k)
1. Set off within or as if within parentheses; qualifying or explanatory: a parenthetical remark.
2. Using or containing parentheses.
n.
A parenthetical word, phrase, or remark.
Posted by Matt Stooks | 10:25 AM, August 27, 2005
Dictionary.com said they appreciate the shameless plug. ;)
Don't forget Thesaurus.com either, kids!
And don't forget to click those ads!
Posted by McBain | 11:19 AM, August 27, 2005
How did this get turned into a G D english lesson. I only graduated from the 5th grade and I have a better attention span than you jackasses. You SOBs need to leave Stooks alone he kicks ass. Carson on the other hand does kind of look like that doofy guy. I'd say the best thing Carson has going for him is imitating Matt's laugh. That one makes me piss myself every time. If Carson had his own show, LOL, he could do that for a couple of hours between songs and I'd listen.
Posted by Ted McKowski | 4:15 PM, August 28, 2005
McKowski, you need to call the show tomorrow.
Posted by Matt Stooks | 5:00 PM, August 28, 2005
Give us more Stooks, we want more posts! Serve 'em up fresh, get them posted while their hot! Do it, Do it!
Posted by Anonymous | 10:09 AM, August 30, 2005