I can't tell if it's deliberate weight gain for her "boxing career" or if she's pulled a Kirstie Alley.

I went into a bar in Aggieville and saw a guy with this on his keychain.

I laughed.

But then I heard that the other day a guy got jumped by two other guys in Aggieville.

I might start carrying a little mace with me.

But this is the kind of mace I have in mind:

I didn't know Billy Joel bought a place in town.

Haha. I just found a picture of Oliver as an awkward adult.

Pretty creepy. But not quite the crackwhore look of Cindy Brady today.

ABC is such a piece of garbage for airing that special last night.

By the way, did you notice that ABC was playing Corey's terrible music throughout the entire special?

Jeez, what journalistic integrity you must have to agree to load the show down with off-key, non-catchy, awful-lyric'd garbage so the moron could attempt to sell more than three copies of his upcoming album.

The only proof of anything they had, was Paula Abdul's message that they hyped up more than we hype up meaningless stories on the morning show.

Take a listen to it, but it's pretty much Paula saying "the press is asking questions. I'm not sure what about."

Ooooooh, what a scoop.

American Idol will never be the same. But that's because Scott "I like to beat up women, but not my sister" Savol got the boot last night. Unfortunately the boot is lodged somewhere in his inner butt cheek.

I used up the rest of my body wash this morning, and I always toss empty shower products over the top of the shower so I remember to throw them away.

Should've known.

I threw the body wash over the shower curtain and straight into the toilet.

Heebiejeebies anyone?

This is that runaway bride from Georgia.

Maybe she was just trying to find some nourishment and a five gallon bottle of Visine before the wedding.