Stooksoscope for Wednesday
Aquarius
All the right celestial influences are in place to support your wildest dreams. Crazy, unreasonable and outrageous are just labels other people use when they're too scared. And well they should be, as your plans for a vacuum cleaner attachment that removes small children out of Mangino fat rolls will sweep the nation.
Cancer
Is someone close to you playing devil's advocate just for the sake of being contrary? Try to let it roll off your back. Remember how long it took you to dispose of the body last time?
Scorpio
Reserve judgment on this person until you know them better. Sure, they didn't make the greatest first impression, but they just might grow on you -- and take up a permanent, necessary place in your life: a toady.
Aries
Careless speech can be just that -- careless speech -- so there's no point in fretting over it. Reinterpreting or analyzing someone's comments just wastes your energy. Go watch some Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Stooks Proverb: Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Where there’s a Mangino, there’s a worried cow.
