The Pops of Pudding is almost at that age.

The Prewitt and I went to breakfast at Chubby's in KC the other day.

There was an old woman sitting next to us.

She had three empty packs of smokes, each one stuffed with cigarette lighters.

She used her cane to try to retrieve a penny off the floor. The Prewitt and I made eye contact with each other, as if to say "You help her."

She was eating some oatmeal concoction that looked like a cat had popped a squat over it.

Yup, that was one crazy woman.

But, she doesn't beat the old, possibly German woman who called our show today.

I couldn't find the complete freak who was on American Idol last night, so I figured the Tina Yothers picture would do the job.

So, we were making fun of this girl from AI, and then she magically called into the show.

In celebration of the fine reading available on tea boxes everywhere, Stooks in the Morning presents "Reading the side of a Honey Lemon Ginseng Green Tea box in an annoying voice."

How awkward is it when you catch someone staring at you? Not as awkward as you getting caught doing the same thing.

I always try to play it off like I'm taking a general overview of the room, maybe searching for catsup. Yeah, that's right. The "ketchup" spelling is for losers.

We got some good responses this morning on the air, including an old man sneaking a peek in the restroom, and another appearance from the high lady.

Then, a little later, another woman calls in. And in the background, you can hear the high lady talking. The high lady snatches the phone away from the other woman and takes over the story. I don't think I've ever laughed harder.