Testimonials - Wii/Mac (3:43)

Testimonials - Lipton Diet Green Tea (2:47)

Testimonials - Not the Olive Garden (2:44)

Testimonials - KY Tingling (1:18)

Scoop - K-Fed & Keanu Tag Team (4:54)

Stooks going commando? (0:59)

Wedding Weather (2:33)

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Thank God I've had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country.

Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It's a pretty selfish process.

While the rest of us take a day off to play in the sun, thousands of families are remembering their fallen sons and daughters, husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, struggling to hold back thoughts of what could've come from a life cut short.

We owe our soldiers a thought, a thanks, a prayer, for what they've seen, experienced and died for. Whatever you think about the war, we have some true heroes in this country. They go over there and die for us, while we continue to live our lives as we always have.

God bless them and bring them home safely.

We're in "Least Terrible Of" mode tomorrow, so we thought we'd do Free for All today, instead.

Eye Boog/Idol Finale (6:54)

Idol/Lost (4:18)

Travel costs (5:33)

Gas prices (2:10)

Gas is cheap! (0:57)

WTF is rec? (2:04)

Player hatin' on Worlds of Fun (2:06)

Fried Cheese On A Stick (1:54)

Ogden Flooding (3:13)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

A group of psychiatrists diagnosed Darth Vader with Borderline Personality Disorder. Does this excuse his actions?

Darth 1 (1:42)

Darth 2 (2:10)

Darth 3 (1:52)

Darth 4/Ketchup-Egg Mouth (3:30)

Idol - Everyone wins! (4:43)

Scoop - Sanjaya the Fraud (4:16)

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Two old people stories (5:04)

Road Trips 1 - Quincy (3:55)

Road Trips 2 - I know that KFC! (3:59)

Road Trips 3 - Ball of twine (2:36)

Road Trips 4 - Mountain Dew Amp (2:37)

Joe Francis vs Candy Spelling (3:33)

Paul Abdul breaks her nose (4:07)

Season finales (3:52)

More old people dining (2:23)

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Well, our transmitter's power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I'm on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It's 700 pounds, so it wouldn't fit in a Priority Mail envelope.

It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at about 9am, and hopefully back in Junction by 4pm.

Jeri Anne's hosting a clip show for the listeners that can pick us up in certain areas of Junction City.

I'm bringing my camera just in case.

Rock March (1:44)

Public restroom annoyances (3:39)

Pronouncing "banana" (1:04)

Scoop: Britney thanking fans (2:23)

Bananana (3:47)

Dad comes home (0:38)

14 year old kiss? (5:33)

Military Discount Drama 1 (4:59)

Military Discount Drama 2 (6:49)

Military Discount Drama 3 (4:47)

Military Discount Drama 4 (2:10)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

Idol: Pantsuit curse (1:47)

Idol: Seacrest gets upstaged (5:11)

Scoop: Paris' slime trail (3:29)

Freak Neighbors 1 (4:23)

Freak Neighbors 2 (3:11)

Freak Neighbors 3 (2:47)

Freak Neighbors 4 (2:14)

Freak Neighbors 5 (2:03)

Spongebreath Jeri Anne (1:00)

Freak Neighbors 6 (3:26)

Jeri Anne cheats on her dog? (3:41)

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MySpace Lady of the Street Message (0:56)

Moving before meeting 1 (2:22)

Moving before meeting 2 (6:26)

Moving before meeting 3 (4:59)

Idol: Pantsuits and drunk Seacrest? (5:02)

Scoop - Hoff on hamburgers (4:14)

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Soldiers & MySpace ban 1 (2:37)

Soldiers & MySpace ban 2 (7:11)

Soldiers & MySpace ban 3 (5:43)

Soldiers & MySpace ban 4 (8:23)

Soldiers & MySpace ban 5 (6:57)

Soldiers & MySpace ban 6 (4:29)

Sounding Badass While Trying To Get Kid Back Tips 2007 (0:32)

24 Kills Some Time (4:41)

Scoop - Donald canceled? (3:14)

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Opposite sex powers 1 - Peeing on the road (4:13)

Opposite sex powers 2 - Emotions (2:34)

Opposite sex powers 3 - Not bathing (4:24)

Opposite sex powers 4 - Cat fight! (1:56)

Opposite sex powers 5 - Free Drinks (2:52)

Desperate Housewives Creep (3:00)

Stag wedding (4:33)

Scoop - Tracy Morgan gets lap-faced (3:44)

72-year-old keg stand (1:09)

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Join my Marco Polo team (1:24)

Scoop - Subway Jared: Porn King (4:37)

Back crack money? (1:29)

Wait, that's your line (3:26)

Old people & the diarrhea (2:37)

Rescuing concert tickets (1:43)

What's wrong with beatboxing? (2:31)

Recipe on my face (3:30)

Recipe my pants (3:21)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

I had a 45 minute conversation with "The Old Man Who Refuses To Say 'Hi'" yesterday. I learned many life lessons.

Learning with old people 1 (3:12)

Learning with old people 2 (2:56)

Learning with old people 3 (3:03)

Learning with old people 4 (2:28)

Learning with old people 5 (1:08)

No motivation (1:00)

Scoop - Paris apologizes (3:39)

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Mother's Day cards 1 (4:23)

Mother's Day cards 2 (5:31)

Mother's Day cards 3 (3:41)

Mother's Day cards 4 (4:02)

Old, German, moaning woman (2:22)

Scoop - O.J./Olsen Twin lovin' (5:05)

Scoop - Rosie taking over for Bob Barker? (3:52)

Idol - A coherent Abdul (4:57)

Big Lake cleanup (3:12)


Air Drummer vs Body Hair Woman (1:26)

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24: Logistical Nightmare (3:58)

Public restroom experiences 1 (2:24)

Public restroom experiences 2 (3:54)

Public restroom experiences 3 (4:46)

Public restroom experiences 4 (1:34)

Scoop - Hoff's fast food problem (3:53)

Stalker advice (0:47)

Labels: Logistical Nightmare Guy, show clips

Hoff's shirtless, drunken hamburger struggle video has cost him visitation rights until at least May 21, when a judge will decide his future rights.

Hoff says a bad experience with fast food stopped him from performing in The Producers last month. Helpful tip: you really shouldn't eat it off the floor.


Paris Hilton has officially filed her notice to appeal her jail sentence. It's probably the police's fault anyway, as Paris says they pull her over just to hit on her.

Meanwhile, lunch at her potential prison is typically baloney, breakfast is a boiled egg. She won't be allowed makeup. How will she cover up all the sores? She might not want to: there's a group of "very masculine lesbians" there.


Ty Pennington is apologizing for getting a DUI over the weekend. Surprisingly, it was just for alcohol. Surely that's not all he's on. Speaking of which, Lindsay Lohan: cokehead?


Britney's keeping it classy:



Kevin Costner is a baby making machine: he became a father for the 5th time. Just imagine if he joined forces with Brit.


Someone submitted a video of Sanjaya playing with Sour Patch Kids for the I Love New York casting call. It's a spinoff of Flava of Love, if you're unfamiliar. Sanjy must've meant to audition for Flav's show, instead.

Labels: stooks scoop

We talked about weather today. Not usually an exciting topic, but a 1.7 mile wide, 200 mile-per-hour tornado wiping out Greensburg seemed to help. I posted a picture from Greensburg below, but you should check out more of the overhead shots.


Weather chat 1 (2:43)

Weather chat 2 (3:22)

Weather chat 3 (2:49)

Weather chat 4 (2:54)

Weather chat 5 (3:00)

Weather chat 6 (3:00)

Weather chat 7 (4:15)

Scoop - Paris' jail sentence (4:00)

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Paris Hilton says her 45 day jail sentence is unfair and "I don't deserve this." It seems a bit much for driving with a suspended license, but she deserves something. Maybe they could just put a chastity bracelet on her goods.

Paris' mom is pretty pissed about the whole deal. She told the prosecutor "this is pathetic." Later, she said "I can't believe all the money we've spent on this." She didn't specify whether "this" means the legal hearings or just Paris in general.

Paris will likely spend little actual time in jail, despite her sentence. "Lost" actor Michelle Rodriguez spent two hours in the same jail, even though she was sentenced to 60 days for the same offense as Paris. Overcrowding and her plague-like pantie crickets will likely get Paris similar treatment.

Even Lindsay Lohan feels bad for Paris. Now, if she could just address Herbie Fully Loaded.



Jada Pinkett Smith believes Katie Holmes still has free will...twice a day to use the can.


If celebrity fashion trends mean anything to you, we can expect high-waisted "mom jeans" to make a comeback. Britney Spears did not contribute to this trend.


Kid Rock says he had a confrontation with Anna Nicole at last year's Kentucky Derby. Anna had cameras following her around for a TV show, and Kid was a little annoyed. They cursed at each other a whole lot, he called her a pig, all in front of his son. When Kid got home, he found out Anna gave his kid $300 to apologize. He said "That blond girl with the big boobs gave it to me." Does that rule out Pam Anderson?


Spiderman 3 is selling out four times faster than Spiderman 2. It set a new record for an opening weekend at $150 million.


Here's a fun, new statue of Kate Moss. Should Britney sue for the statue infringing on her signature pose?

Labels: stooks scoop

It's a unique animation/narration of a soldier's experience in Iraq. Only four minutes. Worth watching.


The War In Iraq: A Soldiers Perspective - Brought to you by Break.com Video Search

Labels: videos

Fat girls in skinny clothes 2007 (1:52)

Spiderman Logistical Nightmare (3:49)

Drunk Hoff eating burger (3:07)

Cue the Bolton (2:27)

Less vs Fewer (1:14)

Ugly DJs (2:30)

Would you eat...? (2:41)

Shaving and cell phones (3:25)

Labels: Free for All Friday, Logistical Nightmare Guy, show clips

David Hasselhoff "appears intoxicated, lying on the floor, wearing only a pair of blue jeans while attempting to eat a hamburger" in a fun video shot by his 16-year-old daughter.


Lindsay Lohan is planning on making the most of her 21st birthday in July, when she can finally get into clubs. She lives a rough life.


Prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. She has a court date tomorrow. When will the tabloid lobbyists step in to stop this nonsense?


Britney Spears can chew gum and lip sync at the same time. Meanwhile, you can imagine her nips...


Rosie O'Donnell made Time's 100 Most Influential People list.


David Beckham's 32nd birthday party reunited all the Spice Girls, minus Sporty. Why must she deprive the American public the reunion they so rightly demand?


George Lopez called Jay Leno a backstabber. Leno approached George at a club to apologize, but it turned out he was apologizing to Paul Rodriguez. Leno said he didn't have his contacts in.


Don Imus is planning a lawsuit against CBS Radio for firing him for what he was supposed to do. His contract calls for him to be irreverent and controversial. He still has $40 million on his deal.


R. Kelly wrote a song for the victims of Virginia Tech. Were they peed on, too?

Labels: stooks scoop

Creepy friend wants more 1 (3:45)

Creepy friend wants more 2 (2:54)

Creepy friend wants more 3 (2:37)

Creepy friend wants more 4 (3:58)

Creepy friend wants more 5 (4:28)

MySpace Lady of the Street Reading (1:22)

Scoop - Katie Holmes flirting (3:32)

Idol - Paula the Puppet (2:53)

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Creepy friend wants more 1 (3:45)

Creepy friend wants more 2 (2:54)

Creepy friend wants more 3 (2:37)

Creepy friend wants more 4 (3:58)

Creepy friend wants more 5 (4:28)

MySpace Lady of the Street Reading (1:22)

Scoop - Katie Holmes flirting (3:32)

Idol - Paula the Puppet (2:53)

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Cops pulled over Britney Spears tour bus on the way to her comeback show at the House of Blues in San Diego. The bus was causing a bit of a traffic jam. Britney must've thrown a "pressed ham" at the window.


Katie Holmes might be a little too flirtatious with a co-star from Mad Money. Will Tom have to chain her to the Xena statue again?



Scary Spice is taking Eddie Murphy to court to get a paternity test. Will a transsexual step forward to testify that Eddie was in herm's company the night of the alleged conceiving?


Rosie says she's backing off her political fights with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View, thanks to Lis'z fetus. So, if you ever want to win an argument with Rosie, just get knocked up. Guys, we're still screwed.


Settle down. Lance Bass didn't turn hetero, he's just friends with Meadow Soprano.


Halle Berry threw a thousand bucks at some baby clothes. Is she pregnant or just confused on her size? Either way, Catwoman is to blame.

Labels: stooks scoop

Stooks vs. T Mobile (3:53)

Idol - Even thanking Bono (3:48)

May Day Celebrations 1 (2:03)

May Day Celebrations 2 (0:56)

Hoff's Ex on a rampage (3:20)

Target security guards (1:17)

Jeri Anne: Olive Garden virgin (3:20)

Alfredo sauce on my face (0:58)

Scooter update (0:46)

Labels: show clips

Scooter Girl 1 (1:31)

Scooter Girl 2 (5:58)

Scooter Girl 3 (3:32)

Scooter Girl 4 (3:24)

Scooter Girl 5 (3:11)

Scooter Girl 6 (1:56)

Scoop - Brit's wig almost goes (2:00)

Applebee's Revenge (4:04)

Your show sucks today (2:25)

Labels: show clips