I’ve figured out what’s wrong with technology. All the people who appreciate the laziness technology affords don’t get off their asses to invent new stuff.
The only reason an automated Jetsons-like shower doesn’t exist at this point is because all of us who think the process should be automated assume that some other lazy-ass will get the word out that this technology should exist.
In fact I heard that Joseph Barbera didn’t die of natural causes at the age of 95, but from shock that the automated shower hadn’t been invented yet.
Al Gore says: “All the buildings in the future are on stilts because of global warming.”
Al Gore says: “Have you learned nothing, assholes! AirCarpool, goddammit!”
i knew i could count on you to lead the charge in the invention of the automated shower . . . you should prolly patent it as soon as possible.