Have you ever read the side of one of these Celestial Seasonings boxes?
They have all kinds of wisdom.
And if drinking the tea and following the advice turns me as cool as the badass on the front of the box, I’m all for it.
In celebration of the fine reading available on tea boxes everywhere, Stooks in the Morning presents “Reading the side of a Honey Lemon Ginseng Green Tea box in an annoying voice.”
i don’t think the guy on the green tea box is cool . . . in fact, i think he looks like he is trying too hard to fit in.
Pish. You don’t know of what you speak. Jealous?
That voice was annoying even more then my friends dad Joe. spaz
I dressed up as the Celestial Seasonings guy last Halloween and ended up getting enough beaver to build a ski lodge. I haven’t taken off the costume yet.
Don’t you need wood to build a ski lodge? In which case, you also got enough wood to build a ski lodge. I think I would take that costume off if that were the case. The Celestial Seasonings guy is gay….not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I don’t think I follow everyone hating on the Celestial Seasonings guy. I’m pretty sure he could destroy all of us in one fell swoop. So put that in your tea bag and drink it.
I can see why you are scared of him. He already destroyed the Kool Aid Man and Ghengis Khan and stole their respective outfits. I could see where one would fear he is coming after his/her garments next.
But I have a secret weapon against Green Tea Guy . . . the Hills Brothers have my back.