I bought new socks.
The socks claim to fit a shocking range of foot sizes: size 6 through size 12.
How’d they do that? Or did they?
Luckily, I’m a size-nine foot. I’m right here, in the middle, not overly stretching the elastic, while also avoiding a gnome hat hanging off my toes.
And now, I search for volunteers to sock — not in the face, but in the foot.
Yes, like Prince Charming, I shall be pulling socks onto the largest and smallest advertised feet to test whether the sock truly fits.
Unlike the Prince-Charming test, the chances you’ll end up with glass shards in your foot are far lower in my experiment.
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