Capricorn

You're a big believer in the true, humble virtues of hard work and impressive results. Now, however, you could use a little glitz to further your cause. Show everyone just what a player you can be. No, I didn’t say “go piggin’.”

Gemini

What happens when you give a little spark plenty of air? Well, it turns into a great, big roaring flame. Use it to burn Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows into something decent.

Libra

The stars give you a much needed center to operate from, especially when it comes to making decisions. Sometimes you can get stuck on being fair. Now it's time to start throwing above the waist in kickball.

Pisces

Give voice to your concerns in a creative way. Whatever is on your mind can be turned into art if you find the correct outlet. Just beware of that serial mime killer who’s been running rampant.

Stooks Proverb: Live and learn. Then get Luvs. Then soil them. Then place it in your neighbor’s mailbox. They’ll be shocked in two weeks when they come back from Europe.