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Katie Holmes bought $3 thousand in lingerie for her wedding this weekend. Maybe they had to pay extra to have anti-Zordon shields sewn in to protect Katie's areoli from the Scientology goons.
Don't go there, girl! Oprah didn't get an invite to the wedding. Oprah says she doesn't feel dissed, and she even plans on buying them a present: a "remove shoes before jumping on couch" sign.
Freakshow Michael Jackson has a ridiculous amount of press following him around London. Once again, I guess I just don't get British humor.
Coming soon: Where's Jacko! Follow the umbrellas, wigs, bleaching cream and noses to find Jacko!
Don't go there, girl! Oprah didn't get an invite to the wedding. Oprah says she doesn't feel dissed, and she even plans on buying them a present: a "remove shoes before jumping on couch" sign.
Freakshow Michael Jackson has a ridiculous amount of press following him around London. Once again, I guess I just don't get British humor.
Coming soon: Where's Jacko! Follow the umbrellas, wigs, bleaching cream and noses to find Jacko!
Not until we adopt five more kids: Brad Pitt's rep put a stop to a mock wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wax sculptures at Madame Tussauds.
A whole bunch of the suckers in "Borat" are pissed that everyone knows what a bunch of morons they are. Unfortunately, the fools signed away all rights of their image for the movie.
Sacha Baron Cohen, the guy who plays Borat, has signed on to be in Tim Burton's "Sweeney Todd." Johnny Depp is in it, of course. Oh yeah, and it's a musical. Should be pretty odd.
A whole bunch of the suckers in "Borat" are pissed that everyone knows what a bunch of morons they are. Unfortunately, the fools signed away all rights of their image for the movie.
Sacha Baron Cohen, the guy who plays Borat, has signed on to be in Tim Burton's "Sweeney Todd." Johnny Depp is in it, of course. Oh yeah, and it's a musical. Should be pretty odd.
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1 Comments:
Sweeney Todd is a great play!!! It has everything, cannibalism, murder, dancing, and singing. What more could you want from a Broadway Classic? Oh plus Angela Lansbury was in the Broadway production. Murder She Wrote - damn straight she made people into meat pies.
...Which is why I never touch that stuff.
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