Aquarius

Style-wise, you've got it going on. Whether it's words, clothes, food or organization, somehow you manage to put everything together in a way that totally works and is totally you. You're a trendsetter…for carpet baggers.

Cancer

Old resentments can go deep, and with good reason -- this person really delivered quite a blow. Forgive them. They didn’t know their breath was strong enough to force your 90 percent completed Emilio Estevez puzzle off the table.

Scorpio

You feel like your romantic prospects could do with some revitalization. The current astro energies think so too. They also think your landlord has a hidden camera in your shower head.

Aries

It's easy to get caught in the chatter of your ego. Find a way to shut off your thinking mind. With a little help, you can access inward resources that are just as valuable. Try yoga or Connect Four.

Stooks Proverb: Better safe than sorry. If only they made a 48 hour Cialis.