What's the matter with technology?
I've figured out what's wrong with technology. All the people who appreciate the laziness technology affords don't get off their asses to invent new stuff.
The only reason an automated Jetsons-like shower doesn't exist at this point is because all of us who think the process should be automated assume that some other lazy-ass will get the word out that this technology should exist.
In fact I heard that Joseph Barbera didn't die of natural causes at the age of 95, but from shock that the automated shower hadn't been invented yet.
Al Gore says: "All the buildings in the future are on stilts because of global warming."
Al Gore says: "Have you learned nothing, assholes! AirCarpool, goddammit!"
The only reason an automated Jetsons-like shower doesn't exist at this point is because all of us who think the process should be automated assume that some other lazy-ass will get the word out that this technology should exist.
In fact I heard that Joseph Barbera didn't die of natural causes at the age of 95, but from shock that the automated shower hadn't been invented yet.
Al Gore says: "All the buildings in the future are on stilts because of global warming."
Al Gore says: "Have you learned nothing, assholes! AirCarpool, goddammit!"
Labels: random nonsense, tech
1 Comments:
i knew i could count on you to lead the charge in the invention of the automated shower . . . you should prolly patent it as soon as possible.
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