Goulet alert!



As of this writing,
Robert Goulet lies heavily sedated in a Los Angeles hospital bed, awaiting a lung transplant to avoid a tragic demise at the age of 73.

Yet America, thrilled with California wildfires and Marie Osmond fainting, looks the other way.

By the way, I just can't get over how ridiculous this whole Marie Osmond fainting thing is! She gets done dancing, jumps up and down a little bit, then hyperventilates for a minute, and then, THUD! She smashes into the floor! The audience laughs. Then, to cap off the hilarity, Bergeron throws to commercial while that stupid judge looks like he's reacting to a fart!





Stay strong, Goulet. Like you, we would prefer Donny Osmond faint in front of a national TV audience, but we'll take whatever fainting Osmond we can get.

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3 Comments:

At 2:21 PM, October 24, 2007, V's Wife said...

I am terribly upset about Robert Goulet, I even got rid of all y Emerald Nuts so he would visit me at 3pm everday

 
At 3:36 PM, October 24, 2007, Jeri Anne said...

I think they should freeze Goulet in Carbonite like they did to Han Solo in Star Wars until we can get him a new lung. That way we can keep him forever.

 
At 4:46 PM, October 24, 2007, Matt Stooks said...

I think I've had my fill of Goulet, thank you.

 

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