Sean Penn is a neocon
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"Our intent is to continue to pursue him, to continue to hold him accountable and responsible for Ron's murder," he said during a recent phone interview from his daughter's home in the Los Angeles suburb of Santa Clarita. "And we're going to continue to do that until he's dead."
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Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.
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Ms. Hilton Gets Serious. Please Stop Laughing.
Rich girl. Party animal. Jailbird. America's No. 1 heir-head wants to get out of the bimbo business.
"I don't want her to look like Paris Hilton," says the director, Darren Lynn Bousman, "because I want people to know she got this role because she can act."
Dear Paris,
Congratulations on milking so much out of life by being a rich slut with a night-vision camera. Rick Salomon deserves some credit for your success, but at the rate you were sitting on it, you likely would've ran into a similar scenario had Rick not met you. Do you even realize that this single event is wholly responsible for your fame?
You probably didn't deserve to go to jail for as long as you did. It was unfair. But it simply mirrored your unfair rise to success in Hollywood as a result of being a filthy, skanky, paparazzi-loving, crotch-rotting snob.
You've enjoyed your run. We've tolerated it for quite awhile. But, you will not end up a successful actress. You're an idiot with no qualifications. You look like a bird. Go away.
Sincerely,
Matt
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