This easily tops my last pick for "craiglist ad most likely to end in murder:

Longest female tongue ?
Reply to: gigs-467420669@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-02, 9:34PM CDT


Are you an attractive woman over 18, with an unusually long tongue ?
You could earn great money just for showing off on video.
This is sexy stuff, but not porn.
No nudity involved .. just your face and tongue.
This sounds unusual, I know, but it`s for real.

You can earn great money just showing off your long tongue
and the tricks it can do! We pay $75 per hour.
The videos can be shot by our Kansas City videographer,
or you can shoot them yourself.

Please write to me at videoman_46@yahoo.com

Thank you.
Mike

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This entry was posted on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:51 AM.