Giant grandma boobs are coming!
Girls breasts are getting bigger with every generation. Check out this article and all the hilarious profile shots of grandma's tiny boobs, mom's medium boobs, and daughter's suffocation sacks. Here's one family's sample.
See how the smug, big-breasted look on the face of the youngest contrasts with the humble, washboard-chested look on grandma's face?
This breast phenomenon is all good news now, but what happens when this new generation's udders age and sag on their own journey toward grandma-hood? I foresee a bra industry unlike anything we've ever seen, producing multi-geared drawbridge-like contraptions to prevent this mutant National-Geographic boob from scraping against the pavement and/or getting stuck in wheelchair spokes.
See how the smug, big-breasted look on the face of the youngest contrasts with the humble, washboard-chested look on grandma's face?
This breast phenomenon is all good news now, but what happens when this new generation's udders age and sag on their own journey toward grandma-hood? I foresee a bra industry unlike anything we've ever seen, producing multi-geared drawbridge-like contraptions to prevent this mutant National-Geographic boob from scraping against the pavement and/or getting stuck in wheelchair spokes.
Labels: girls, old people
2 Comments:
maybe i should go back to school to become a chiropracter . . . or do you even need to go to school for that?
I'm pretty sure you go to the same school as aspiring psychics.
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