If I had the chance, I too, would propose to any woman who could eat a sandwich like this.
Monthly Archives May 2005
Some TV producer will never wash his cheek again. Check out Burt Reynolds delivering a slap when the guy admits he never saw the original The Longest Yard.
I’ve been cursed at more than once because of something we’ve talked about on the show. None were more justified than this guy’s thoughts on us discussing American Idol this morning. Take a listen. It’s worth it.
Check this out: Paris Hilton has a new video. And you can even see it on TV! It’s for Hardees/Carl’s Jr. and the Parent Television Council isn’t very happy. You can find out why by viewing it here.
I just saw a hippie driving a new Chevy Blazer. Am I the only one who sees anything wrong with that?
Whoa. Check out the new Tonya Harding. I can’t tell if it’s deliberate weight gain for her “boxing career” or if she’s pulled a Kirstie Alley.
Can guys carry this? I went into a bar in Aggieville and saw a guy with this on his keychain. I laughed. But then I heard that the other day a guy got jumped by two other guys in Aggieville. I might start carrying a little mace with me. But this is the kind of [...]
After many emails and posts to this site, Days of Our Lives made its official return to the show this morning. In honor of this great event, I’ve put together a montage of the latest controversy: Bo falling victim to some kind of gas that caused him to think a different woman (Billie Reed) was [...]
How does a car end up upside down on a sidewalk in Manhattan and have no body damage except for the existing spare tire and years of wear? I didn’t know Billy Joel bought a place in town.
Is anyone else annoyed with organized “t-shirt” barhopping? This is where a frat, sorority or other organization makes up a t-shirt and goes from bar to bar. They arrive in their groups of 20, destroy the atmosphere of the bar, and then leave. Kindof like the arrival of Oliver on The Brady Bunch, but multiplied [...]
Cry about it some more, you no-talent, sister-beating idiot. Corey “I not only like to beat up women, but I like to beat up women who are my sister” Clark makes Scott Savol look good. ABC is such a piece of garbage for airing that special last night. By the way, did you notice that [...]
Have you ever accidentally dropped something into the toilet and had to fish it out with your hands? Probably. But have you ever accidentally thrown something into the toilet while you were in the shower? I used up the rest of my body wash this morning, and I always toss empty shower products over the [...]
Heebiejeebies anyone? This is that runaway bride from Georgia. Maybe she was just trying to find some nourishment and a five gallon bottle of Visine before the wedding.