A coworker has a ten-minute commute. He takes a dump each day before heading home. Why use the work toilet when the home toilet is ten minutes away? One might use a last-minute work deuce to while away remaining minutes before 5 o’clock. That is the not the case in this situation. My guess: he…
Microsoft support for Windows 7 ends today. A listener calls in with a Windows 7 memory. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:58 — 449.6KB)
Santa calls the show. What can I say? We’ve got connections. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:56 — 435.3KB)
Christmas is two weeks away, and I’ve got a Christmastime poem. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:17 — 135.3KB)
It’s space-heater season, and we have tips. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:41 — 321.2KB)
Man-on-the-street reporter Steve Schnell talks to Cyber-Monday shoppers. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:52 — 404.3KB)
Tommy the Turkey, as he does every year, calls in worried he’ll be Thanksgiving dinner. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:31 — 245.3KB)
What’s the hoopla with flooding? Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:37 — 288.8KB)
Christopher Columbus Advisory Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:20 — 154.7KB)
I have a lot of draft posts that remain in blog purgatory. I thought it’d be fun to share a draft from time to time. First up: Chewbacca lives a healthy lifestyle, subsidized by autograph seekers. No alcohol or drug addiction.
A listener called and let me know she was listening earlier, and laughed so hard she choked. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:31 — 245.5KB)
A listener calls in with a tribute to Grumpy Cat. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:49 — 386.1KB)
From today’s show: “It’s Spring, and you need an umbrella…” Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:31 — 364.0KB)
I took the show to Jamaica today. I ran into Miss Cleo. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:06 — 514.1KB)
You know that guy who paints his face, and possibly his torso, for the big game? I take sick satisfaction watching him get sad, realizing his team is about to lose. At that moment, with his heart broken, he doesn’t remember that he’s painted. And then, he ends up on national TV with a sad…
A guy on the plane fell asleep with his noise-cancelling headphones on. His mouth was wide open. I thought about putting popcorn in it, but I didn’t have any popcorn.
It just happened again. I went exterior. I left my body. I looked down on me from above the ceiling fan. I observed me getting emotionally invested in adults throwing a ball around.
Have you given up on your New Year’s resolution? Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:30 — 234.7KB)
Mark Zuckerberg calls to apologize once again for Facebook. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:44 — 346.6KB)
Santa calls and shows off his sleigh’s defensive technology. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:00 — 467.8KB)
Santa calls in from his sleigh. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:59 — 459.0KB)
A snowman calls the show. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:40 — 313.3KB)
Tommy the Turkey called the show. He was happy he survived Thanksgiving. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:51 — 398.8KB)
Sick of listening to 20 minutes of depressing news just to enjoy the “mmm hmm” on The Daily? Enjoy my 38-second edit. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:38 — 746.8KB)
A new craze in reading the stars: The Horrorscope. Podcast: Download (Duration: 0:45 — 348.8KB)
A listener calls in with a case of cookie body odor. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:10 — 819.5KB)
Another call from a telemarketer. This one wants to map me. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:43 — 1.2MB)
Telemarketers end up calling the studio line a decent bit at the radio station. So, I went ahead and had three minutes of fun with an alleged student-loan-refinance person. Podcast: Download (Duration: 2:44 — 1.9MB)
Jesse James called into the radio show. He admitted to faking his death on this day in 1882. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:10 — 824.1KB)
Zuck called into the show today to apologize, and to encourage listeners to continue uploading data for him. He’ll keep it safe. Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:43 — 802.7KB)