If Charmin’s toilet paper is good enough for a bear’s asshole, it must be good enough for mine. Bears have notoriously sensitive assholes. While camping, one should take care to hide any and all deluxe toilet paper and baby wipes. In the event of an attack, wipe the bear asshole with leaves.
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Spare change and cigarettes
Dear bum, Stop asking me for spare change. I don’t have spare change. I have change that I’ve yet to spend. If the monetary system collapses and my change ceases to have worth, I will have spare change. I also don’t have an extra cigarette for you. I don’t have cigarettes for myself. And, if [...]
