K-State vs KU

Big game in Manhattan tomorrow. If K-State wins, there’d better not be any fans storming the field. I’m just saying. Act like you’ve been there. You’re favored to win.

KU fans can’t be expected to know what to do in these types of situations, thanks to an almost complete indifference to football outside of games against MU and K-State.

I trust you, K-State fans. It’s an early game. You can’t blame drunkenness for your behavior. I know you’d like to repay KU for over storming, but you should know better. Don’t be a bunch of douches. That’s all. Wait…don’t forget to bring your Power Towel.

Comments 5

  1. kevin wrote:

    couldn’t agree more. no decent program storms the field unless they’ve just won a HUGE game. games in which they are favored do not qualify. then again, k-state fans seem to have the most god-awful “bull shit” chant i’ve ever heard, so anything could happen.

    fyi, this rivals power towel. can you embed html in your comments? guess not, it just shot me down . . . here’s the URL:

    Posted 05 Oct 2007 at 19:29
  2. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Thanks for the reminder about horrifying K-State’s bullshit chant is. Is it too fast? Is that the problem?

    That video is ridiculous, thank you…I’m not sure if it’s the robot theme or the terrible synthesizer.

    Posted 05 Oct 2007 at 20:47
  3. chris wrote:

    I am confused as to why you think there is even a chance that KSU fans storm the field after this game????
    and the power towel video is hideous, and has been since it hit the internet over a month ago. good find though, you big silly :). looking forward to tomorrows post including the ‘dick in a box’ video! I kid, and I’m drunk.

    Posted 06 Oct 2007 at 06:36
  4. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Chris,

    The Power Towel video made the post not because of its “newness” but because of its relevance to the post and K-State’s amazing ability to be unintentionally lame. Next time, sober up before trying to pwn me.

    Posted 06 Oct 2007 at 10:50
  5. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Chris,

    You were right. There was no chance of K-State fans storming the field, after all. My bad.

    Posted 08 Oct 2007 at 00:55

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