I went to Manhattan last weekend to catch up with some friends.
We went to Kite’s Saturday night. I learned two main things.
1. K-State basketball fans suck. K-State lost to Baylor Saturday night. Like KU fans trying to follow football (see this post), K-State basketball fans really don’t understand the game. They jeer at reasonable penalties, and one particular fan was throwing around bar furniture in disgust as K-State’s fate became inevitable. KC Star’s Jason Whitlock has an out-of-character, decent column on K-State basketball here.
2. Mom’s weekend seems pornographic. It looked like it was mom’s weekend for the sororities in Manhattan. I’d say at least five of these mom-daughter combinations were candidates for a threesome with a college dude, who will no doubt brag about how he had a MILF on one end, and her daughter on the other during a drunken night he barely remembers. He will never graduate.
Their shirts did say “Mama was right, make it a double.” In the words of doublemint gum; “double your pleasure, double your fun, double it with your mum.” Or something like that.