Totino’s scary quality assurance

From my blog in November:

Almost five million Totino’s and Jeno’s frozen pizzas with pepperoni toppings are being recalled because the pepperoni may be contaminated with E. coli.

Tonight, when I loaded my supreme Totino’s Party Pizza into the oven, I noticed a change on the package.

Yes, Totino’s assures the quality of this fine 99-cent pie.  However, they implore you to “cook thoroughly.”   It’s almost as if they want you to take this step just in case there might be a certain fecal bacterium still swimming in your pepperonis.  Hmmmmm.

By the way, the Totino’s tasted especially good tonight.

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