How does the Little Mermaid…you know…

Interesting question posed by a Stooks in the Morning caller this morning.

“Does Ariel have normal female plumbing?” And why wasn’t that point argued in her song about being a normal woman?

“If you were a real woman, I’d show you the trick I can do with my claws.”

Mad Dog McMurray wrote:
I am assuming that once she grew her legs she grew the rest of the parts . . . I imagine she would have a pretty bad case of wrotten tuna crotch though.
Posted 06 Feb 2006 at 19:26 ¶
Matt Stooks wrote:
Mac Attack…you dirtball. By the way, what aisle can I find the tuna on? And is your name still on some kind of placemat thingy that’s just within slapping reach at PC? I just wish I could be a Chopper Brother with you and Mistro, and to a lesser extent, Wolfy and Barry.
Posted 06 Feb 2006 at 20:10 ¶
Wolf Buddy wrote:
Do you think she had a bad case of….crabs?? (Ba Dum, CHING!)

Also, I wonder if the carpet matched the curtains?

Mad Dog, are you still wowing the indoor soccer world with your mad skills?
Posted 06 Feb 2006 at 20:33 ¶
Mad Dog McMurray wrote:
The tuna is in aisle eight. Right by the soccer jeans and really tight shirts.

I would destroy Mike in a “chop off,” what was he . . . a produce goon? What a stitch-handed loser. I worked with the real men at the register.
Posted 07 Feb 2006 at 13:45 ¶

Matt Stooks