Matt Stooks

Today, we had a gentleman sing us his favorite ringtone. He would’ve played it for us, but he happened to calling us on the cell phone with the ringtone.

“Text messaging hides my social awkwardness.”

We also had a 13-year-old girl tell us her friend of the same age got a ticket for driving. The conversation goes downhill when it appears the two girls are going all Ellen Degeneres on us.

Finally, a woman tells us about all the body parts she sniffs.

“I don’t think that’s how you remove an eye boog.”