Hey Beardy!

I went without shaving this weekend.

Then, I overslept Monday morning, which meant I had quite the nappy facial hair working.

Unfortunately, my co-workers have been convincing me to try it out for awhile.

“Do I have food in my stash?”

So, I’m now paranoid that they’re convincing me to keep the thing because they know it’s hideous. They must be secretly laughing at my beard attempt behind my back.

This got us onto the topic of being honest with people when they ask “how do I look with a beard?” or “do these clogs make my ankles look too skinny?”

The High Lady called to enlighten us.

Later, on an unrelated note, the Iraqi Woman called to complain about accidentally buying the Harry Potter DVD that doesn’t have the special features.

5 Replies to “Hey Beardy!”

  1. Hey, did you hire some actress? That’s probably the same person that imitated the Iraqi woman that spoke in Manhattan a while back.

    Now, on the subject of beards, sometimes I might grow one, sometimes I’ll shave it off before it ever grows. Not sure…

  2. Beard Looks good! EHHHH! You should keep it…EEEHHHH!!! I wish I could grow a beard…EEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!

  3. loose the beard but keep the moustach. I bet you would fit right in at a Manhattan Park. ~CP

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