How would Jesus hunt?

Worried about the mumps this Easter Season? The Stoner has a conspiracy theory for you.

It’s supposed to be hot Easter Sunday, the mumps are going around, and the kids are already too violent over the whole Easter Egg ordeal. Luckily, we find out “How would Jesus hunt?”

“Now I can get chicks for sure!”

Here’s a new game! From the makers of “Which is the real Blanche?” comes “Which are the real Ma and Dorothy?”

Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “How would Jesus hunt? He would hold his hands up and the eggs would just float up and rush toward him…He’s like Neo from The Matrix” -Classic caller

Comments 4

  1. Luger Smeckovsky wrote:

    It looks like hard times have befallen Daniel Radcliffe.

    Posted 13 Apr 2006 at 18:52
  2. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Nice.

    Posted 13 Apr 2006 at 19:35
  3. Pat Pat wrote:

    Either that, or it is a prototype of a new Easter candy: Chocolate Bunny with fat Radcliffe filling..

    Posted 13 Apr 2006 at 19:39
  4. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Isn’t eating manatees illegal?

    Posted 13 Apr 2006 at 19:45

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