Don’t search for "leper" in Google

My co-host, Chris Casey, can’t turn away telemarketers. This resulted in him paying $20 for a concert that he won’t attend to benefit the Kansas Highway Patrol. Luckily, one of our Fox 4 “Problem Solvers” viewers alerted us that this was a scam.

These three women have one problem: John Holt’s intense libido.

Believe it or not, this guy topped Chris’ story by forking out $1,500 for a vacuum cleaner…and the door-to-door saleswoman didn’t even try to trick him by demonstrating it’s obscene capabilities.

Apparently, the next couple of days are going to be a little hot for the door-to-door salespeople. But the heat may work for this woman, who has to sit in a car without a pee break for three hours at a time. And this guy thinks he knows why it’s so hot so early this year.

Oprah has changed her hairstyle…not good. Here, I plead with our listeners to change Oprah’s ways.

Michael Jackson: manlier than Stedman.

Bonus clip: the High Lady calls in with her daughter on the line from Korea. This call is very odd and confusing, and didn’t make the show. The High Lady drops a highly offensive phrase at the end of the call in reference to her daughter becoming an gynecologist.

Today’s daily quote of the day for today: “Don’t give advice in crowds. Especially if it’s a crowd of lepers who like to play tag.” -from the Stooks Proverb.

4 Replies to “Don’t search for "leper" in Google”

  1. Wow. I know we get obscure on this show. But I think you’re asking a lot of me to try to remember what the dad from Alf sounded like. But I’ll take your word on it.

    Now, if you asked me if it sounded like the dad from Mr Belvedere or Family Ties or Growing Pains, I could give you a definitive answer.

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