The Walmart Pickup

I was tempted by a hot girl buying cheese while wearing a Royals shirt in Walmart yesterday. I was too chicken to approach her, though.

This morning, we discussed picking up at Walmart.

Segment 1 – “I got my cheese and she walked out of my life forever” (3:33).
Segment 2 – “What about your grandkids?” (5:08)
Segment 3 – “Hitting on people at Walmart is creepy” (4:25).


“What’s wrong with you, boy? Not a day goes by that I don’t walk out of here with some serious tail.”

Comments 6

  1. kevin wrote:

    my friend doug met his wife at a walmart . . . but that was in kentucky, so take that for what it is worth.

    Posted 04 Oct 2006 at 15:00
  2. PSA wrote:

    Thats gotta be the wierdest call ever, but i dont understand how some deaf person listens to your show.

    Posted 04 Oct 2006 at 15:36
  3. Matt Stooks wrote:

    In the “creepy people hit on women at Walmart” segment there’s a call from a guy who met his wife there as well.

    I don’t get the deaf call, either.

    Posted 04 Oct 2006 at 18:13
  4. kevin wrote:

    are you trying to say that i need to start listening to your sound bites before i comment?

    Posted 04 Oct 2006 at 20:20
  5. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Yes.

    Posted 04 Oct 2006 at 22:36
  6. Jen wrote:

    The way I figure it is this… a pack of cheese lasts what, two weeks? So you take a little time, then revisit the cheese area. This time, wear your Royals shirt (and make sure you have a little facial hair). You can even broadcast from the Wal-mart dairy section if you don’t want to feel like you’re stalking the place. And this time, make a comment about the Royals… chicks dig it when guys include them in on sports talk.

    Posted 05 Oct 2006 at 05:13

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