Capricorn
Sometimes resting is its own form of exercise. Initially you may scoff at that, but learning how to truly relax and shrug off the everyday burdens of tension is an art: an art well-suited to your meticulous dismembering technique.
Gemini
Learn to admit when you made a mistake. Next, go to the parties who were injured by that mistake and apologize wholeheartedly. No one should be forced to listen to your slander of acting god Dave Coulier.
Libra
Someone you haven’t met could be just the person to change your life. Once they see your face, they probably won’t help.
Pisces
Your intuition is so accurate these days, it’s almost uncanny. You arrive at correct perceptions through unorthodox data: the number of Starburst Jelly Beans it takes to make you hurl.
Stooks Proverb: Old habits die hard, especially when that habit is collecting Hugh Downs photos.