Matt Stooks

Free for All Friday got a little out of hand today, especially after one of our callers said fat people aren’t good people.

Today’s the High Lady’s birthday, and her present is talking about topics we covered days ago (4:09).

“Thanks for not being my wife, guys” (0:41).

A drunk moped accident (6:13).

The most offensive call we’ve ever had/The High Lady calls back with the story on how the asshole became boss (4:30).

Every listener who can get through calls to yell at the girl who called in about fat people being bad people (5:27).

The High Lady calls back again. We accidentally cut her off the first time around (2:03).

Visual approximation of today’s show