Scoop – Paris’ hood fights back (4:37)
Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she’s planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father’s Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.
Paris Hilton’s neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled “Heiress Alert: Time For Action.” It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.
Britney’s not a fan of these Billboards:
Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party is off. She’ll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.
Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline’s seed again. She’ll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed’s “stank” has been that close to her.
Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.
Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.
Someone went a little overboard on Tijuana Chicklets.
For $125 grand, you could own O.J.’s acquittal suit.
“You’ll like the way you look getting away with slaughtering your ex and her boyfriend…I guarantee it.”
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