Kevin Federline’s holding up his divorce with Britney until she can prove she can handle joint custody. She got the roach a little saturated last time.
TMZ says Britney gave her mom a legal notice to stay away from her kids if she’s on medication that could impair her abilities to be around children. Now, if she could just deliver one to herself.
Britney won’t be performing with Cyndi Lauper. Turns out, Cyndi only lets people who actually sing share the stage with her. And she just found out about Britney lip syncing?
Paris Hilton may sue her lawyer. An “insider” says “The way this case was handled was a disaster. Nobody goes to jail for DUI that long. It was all the lawyer’s fault and we’re looking into what recourse we have.”
MSNBC got a little theatric over having to cover Paris Hilton.
Paris probably doesn’t care too much at this point. She’s in Hawaii. Why didn’t they stop her from travelling? Surely she has more disease strains in her systems than that wannabee tuberculosis guy.
Lindsay Lohan had double the legal limit of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her system when she crashed her car last month. Just traces of coke? Lindsay, you’re losing your touch.
Isaiah Washington says ABC didn’t give him another chance because he was black. If only he’d been gay…
As expected, The Spice Girls announced their reunion tour yesterday. Did you hear that, Boyz II Men?
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