Writing after hits of silica

Tuesday, July 10, 2007




1. The ALL CAPS is okay, because...
  • It grabs the typical silica consumer's attention.
  • The typical silica consumer hasn't learned their lowercase.

2. "SILICA GEL" is bigger than "DO NOT EAT" and "THROW AWAY" on the packaging, because...
  • The average silica consumer understands "SILICA GEL," but not "THROW AWAY" or "DO NOT EAT."
  • It's not silica's fault that some choose to eat it. Silica still provides a valuable service. The name outweighs the warning.

3. "DO NOT EAT" has quotation marks on the packaging, because...
  • If the silica prospect sees the warning in quotes, he will think a ghost is communicating with him, drop the packet, and flee the silica's vacinity.

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