Thanks for ruining Junior, scientists!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Some scientists were bored one day, so they thought they'd piss all over our already-damaged childlike innocence.
Do you realize what this means? We've got some serious evolutionary hurtles to overcome before a man can carry a baby like in Junior, one of the best Schwarzenegger-Devito classics.
Sure, men could finish out their pregnancies in wheelchairs, but I doubt that's a healthy practice. Sorry, ladies. It looks like you'll either have to start handing over some vertebra, or keep tackling the practice of pregnancy on your own.
With all that growing weight up front, how is it that pregnant women don't lose their balance and topple over? Scientists think they've found the answer: There's are slight differences between women and men in one lower back vertebrae and a joint in the hip, which allow women to adjust their center of gravity.
Do you realize what this means? We've got some serious evolutionary hurtles to overcome before a man can carry a baby like in Junior, one of the best Schwarzenegger-Devito classics.
Sure, men could finish out their pregnancies in wheelchairs, but I doubt that's a healthy practice. Sorry, ladies. It looks like you'll either have to start handing over some vertebra, or keep tackling the practice of pregnancy on your own.
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