Superbowl Parties with the High Lady
Five types of people at the Superbowl party:
1. Normal fan
2. There-for-the-dip guy
3. Woman along for the ride
4. Way too intense guy
5. Guy who doesn't like football but feels the need to talk constantly
You can't have a way-too-intense guy and the talking guy at the same party. Intense guy will scream at talking guy for talking too loudly when he's trying to hear Madden's fat chops smacking together.
1. Normal fan
2. There-for-the-dip guy
3. Woman along for the ride
4. Way too intense guy
5. Guy who doesn't like football but feels the need to talk constantly
You can't have a way-too-intense guy and the talking guy at the same party. Intense guy will scream at talking guy for talking too loudly when he's trying to hear Madden's fat chops smacking together.
"Madden with Cheese. Hold the pickles."
"I had five children for breakfast!"
I think that picture of Madden was touched up a bit. He looks pretty slender. Maybe it's the green pants. Or the giant slice of cheese in his hands.
In the bottom picture, it looks like that lady thinks something is going to pop out of that ball at any moment...and she knows it. Kind of like a jack-in-the-box.
Posted by Wolf Buddy | 4:08 PM, February 03, 2006