Stampede Secrets
Today's the start of Country Stampede.
But don't let the "country" fool you. People who hate country still go to the show for the party, drinking and general whoring around.
To help the uninitiated, we shared Stampede stories this morning.
Want to get pregnant? Go to the port-a-potty.
One caller got into trouble when a baked bean worked itself into an awkward place last year.
Another warned us about being an unwilling participant in a golden shower.
We learned that bondage-types are more prevalent at Stampede than you might think.
This guy plans to get him a little piece of Reba this year, even though she's not scheduled to be there.
But don't let the "country" fool you. People who hate country still go to the show for the party, drinking and general whoring around.
"I can feel it kicking!"
To help the uninitiated, we shared Stampede stories this morning.
Want to get pregnant? Go to the port-a-potty.
One caller got into trouble when a baked bean worked itself into an awkward place last year.
Another warned us about being an unwilling participant in a golden shower.
We learned that bondage-types are more prevalent at Stampede than you might think.
This guy plans to get him a little piece of Reba this year, even though she's not scheduled to be there.
