Stooksoscope for Wednesday
Aquarius
All eyes are on you thanks to your charisma. The fact that you have a Lion’s Den accessory attached to your forward might be part of the reason, too.
Cancer
Your instincts will lead you to some great victories right now, so get involved in any competitions now. Whether it's a three-legged race, a surprise deadline at work, or a game of “throw the rock at the circus clown,” you’re in it to win.
Scorpio
The universe is responsive when you identify your genuine desires. The universe is kinky like that.
Aries
Bring your highest nature into all your day-to-day decisions. What you think of as mundane, earthly matters actually resonate on many, many different levels, including that unholy thing you do in the bathroom when no one’s around. No one should wash their hands that long.
Stooks Proverb: You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. You can make it without breaking hobo skulls, so stop using that as an excuse.
