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"I quit you!"

Men's Health has "7 Reasons to End a Friendship." FYI: They're all really lame reasons and I've never heard of a single guy officially ending a friendship. You just grow apart or you don't.

Well, well, well, all women called in.

"We're breaking up our friendship! Let's kiss..."


We also talked about Chris' dad picking on old people.

And we learned about an enticing offer to improve our mad art skills.

Matt, I've been meaning to talk to you. Tiffany thinks you are a dolt (since I don't know what that means, I have to take her word for it).

I think maybe we should break off our friendship.

I knew it would come to this. I'll kill her.

I can proudly say that I have actually covered the Senior Olympics during my not-so-illustrious sports broadcasting career. It was held at the Jewish Community Center and the median age was roughly 64. There was a former Olympic silver medalist competing but you would have never known based off his athletic performance.

Stooks, I know i've done primarily computer work for you in the past, but im also a Proffessional Hitman, my fee for killing someone for you however is slightly more then photoshop work.

Kevin, I've been meaning to talk to you. Tiffany thinks you are a dolt. She wants to be Matt's friend and he is not supposed to talk to you anymore.

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