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Stooksoscope for Thursday

Leo

There's more to this relationship than meets the eye, especially if work matters are involved. Bring your full commitment to this enterprise, as well as a willingness to explore all of the possibilities, including a ball gag.


Sagittarius

You're an 'action speaks louder than words' kind of person, but the stars encourage you to explore issues with in-depth conversation. If that doesn’t work, go ahead and perform your punch-to-the-kidney move.


Taurus

The bright side is the right side -- that's your personal motto when it comes to dealing with life. Your motto when it comes to dealing with your neighbors’ dog is “Scruffy doesn’t like horse tranquilizer, does he?”


Virgo

Plants, flowers, foliage -- anything green, wild or woody stimulates your creativity and your love for life. Haha. Woody.


Stooks Proverb: All’s well that ends well. Unless it’s a buffet line occupied by Louie Anderson, Kirstie Alley and Mark Mangino at the same time.

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