Scoop
Nicole Richie's in treatment, and working with a team who specializes in "nutrition." Or, as the rest of us call it, "eating." They say it's not for an eating disorder, but it is to find out why she can't gain weight. Shucks, that is a mystery!
"I need to get Geppetto on the Blacberry to see if he can turn me into a real boy again."
"I need to get Geppetto on the Blacberry to see if he can turn me into a real boy again."
Larry Birkhead has filed a fraud suit against Anna Nicole and her creepy-lawyer-kindof husband. It is the first step to forcing a paternity test in the Bahamas, since Anna Nicole doesn't plan on coming back to the States anytime soon. Anna Nicole's response: "like my body?"
Chevy Chase's appearance on Law & Order airs Friday night. He plays a Mel Gibson-like character. Mel blames the Jews for the terrible casting.
You can buy Britney Spears' autographed Vespa (read: Moped) for charity. Isn't that more of a Federline vehicle? Speaking of Federline, Britney sent out a mass email (you know you got it) saying "it's your last chance to pre-order Kevin's CD." I guess you'll just have to burn friend's copy. Literally. Set it on fire. And if you don't like Kevin's music? He says "go ahead and hate me."
Tara Reid had an awkward appearance on The View Thursday while trying to frighten more people about her messed-up boobs. She took a piece of paper and said "say this is a piece of paper," to which Joy said "That is a piece of paper, Tara."
Listen to Tara's explanation of what her areolas looked like.
And hear her "piece of paper" masterpiece.
To keep himself, and his costars of "Babel" entertained, Brad Pitt gave himself wedgies and waddled around like a duck. I think he just got a whole new group of people fantasizing about him.
Chevy Chase's appearance on Law & Order airs Friday night. He plays a Mel Gibson-like character. Mel blames the Jews for the terrible casting.
You can buy Britney Spears' autographed Vespa (read: Moped) for charity. Isn't that more of a Federline vehicle? Speaking of Federline, Britney sent out a mass email (you know you got it) saying "it's your last chance to pre-order Kevin's CD." I guess you'll just have to burn friend's copy. Literally. Set it on fire. And if you don't like Kevin's music? He says "go ahead and hate me."
Tara Reid had an awkward appearance on The View Thursday while trying to frighten more people about her messed-up boobs. She took a piece of paper and said "say this is a piece of paper," to which Joy said "That is a piece of paper, Tara."
Listen to Tara's explanation of what her areolas looked like.
And hear her "piece of paper" masterpiece.
To keep himself, and his costars of "Babel" entertained, Brad Pitt gave himself wedgies and waddled around like a duck. I think he just got a whole new group of people fantasizing about him.
